It's good to have something to fall back on

Just call me Swami Yurmurda. It worked for this guy, so why not me?

By the way, I've made a website to help promote my upcoming book, 150 Movies You Should (Die Before You) See. You can visit it by clicking here. You can even watch a classic Bela Lugosi movie there (well, for the next month... a new film will be featured come Oct. 1.) :)